[cute thing happens between otp]
[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]
[long high pitched whine]
[straightens self out and continues reading]
the phrase “what’s wrong with you? were you born in a barn?” is weird because Jesus is the only person I know who was born in a barn and he was like, the best person ever
Wait, you know Jesus?
the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
"I wanna put them on stop signs."
"We pass the time of day to forget how time passes." - Amelie (2001)
things i’m emotionally attached to
- the one pair of jeans that fit perfectly
- a specific pencil or pen
- that really comfy sweater
- super comfy underwear that makes your butt look good
- drinking out of one specific mug